A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed. The sales manager stepped in [...]
One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, “Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself. So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home his wife was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 [...]
A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse. he said that they would have sex on the bell system. He went on to say that one [...]
Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn’t happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it’s not called a head start. 5. If she says she’s into “bondage,” [...]
Labrador retrievers, chocolate, yellow, and black, are sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, “So why are you here? The chocolate lab replies, “I’m a pisser. I [...]
One gay guy decides to have a tattoo done. On arrival to the tattoo artist he spots a picture of Frank Bruno. Oh he’s my favorite darling. can you do him on the cheek of my ass? he asked the tattoo artist.
Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, “Oh,. Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.
Chris have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Toby says, “Hey, Chris, there’s the Officer’s Club. Let’s you and me stop in. But we’re privates,” protests Chris. We’re sergeants now,” says Toby, pulling him inside.
A 10 year old girl sets the wide world record of bobbing for apples. She bit into 669 apples. Unfortunately the juice from the worms made her sick in the stomach. And now to more serious news . Lorena Bobbit’s sister was arrested, yesterday, for trying to do [...]
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? A: 1 U. S. leader Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
