A 10 year old girl sets the wide world record of bobbing for apples. She bit into 669 apples. Unfortunately the juice from the worms made her sick in the stomach. And now to more serious news . Lorena Bobbit’s sister was arrested, yesterday, for trying to do [...]
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth? A: 1 U. S. leader Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him. She asks if she can [...]
Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing Home residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her husband had come to the nursing home. [...]
On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his Penis. He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his [...]
Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. Hello, sir,” she said, “Do you like movies? Yes, I do,” he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. Do you like [...]
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. Well,” she said. The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage. The second time I married a naval officer and [...]
