I don’t care what you smell! Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time? Put that thing away before you get us all killed. You’ve got something jammed in here real good. Aren’t you a little short for a storm-trooper?
Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves. The second one then squats on the table, [...]
Man goes to the doctor and says “I’ve got a huge hole in my ass” The doctors says “drop your pants, bend over and let have a look”. Fuck me! says the doctor ” what could have made a hole as big as that? Patient replies, “I’ve just got really fucked by [...]
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, “Am I the first man you ever made love to? She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. You might be,” she says. Your [...]
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point [...]
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives [...]
My dick is so big, its a tight fit when I’m bangin’ your loose momma! My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime. My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and My dick got right in. I had [...]
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either! and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings [...]
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with a sign that read, “For Women Only. Since they were without their boyfriends, they decided to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. We have 5 floors. go up [...]
Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, “You may us the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what [...]
