A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says “Do you know what I am doing? She replies “Yes, checking for abnormalities.
A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she’s reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, “What the hell [...]
Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: “Doctor, how long before we can have sex? The doctor replies, “I’d wait until he’s at least 14.”
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, [...]
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster for sale. The other farmer says, “yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy: He’ll service every [...]
A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using [...]
A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and said out loud, “Supersex! Supersex! She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she again said, [...]
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, [...]
A man had sex with his wife adamantly until they had six children and was very proud of there achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night they go [...]
James were out fishing together on a boat in the middle of nowhere. Rob suddenly had to take a leak, so he unzipped his trousers had gabbed himself with four fingers and took care of business. Astonished, Sean thought how nice it would be [...]
