A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell. My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is. [...]
Two old men sitting on a park bench were talking as they were watching quite a few sexy female joggers pass by. So, how’s your sex life? one asked. Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time. and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off [...]
A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, “You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They’ll go to heaven and you’ll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a [...]
A bloke goes to the doctor and says, “I got this sex problem, doc”. Well”, says the quack, “Tell me about your average day”. Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for nookie and then again about 5 o’clock so we [...]
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: “Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, [...]
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. Well,” she said. The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage. The second time I married a naval officer and [...]
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners Come in. Come into my humbleshop. So the married [...]
When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get [...]
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn’t have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn’t believe her, so she went [...]
