Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,” she said, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame? A young woman rose in [...]
Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for. It’s the greatest invention ever,” he said. It makes you feel like a man of 30. Can you get it over the counter?
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The [...]
Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights all the other sperms asked him one day, “Why don’t you just swim around like us? Bob replied, with a smirk, “well, when the time [...]
Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. Hello, sir,” she said, “Do you like movies? Yes, I do,” he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. Do you like [...]
I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, “Compared to what? She held up one finger and asked if I was [...]
On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his Penis. He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his [...]
A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started [...]
Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing Home residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her husband had come to the nursing home. [...]
Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash utensils and don’t lick the bowl. ATTENTION: IF BREAD STARTS TO RISE. LEAVE TOWN!
