An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him. She asks if she can [...]
Steak and sex are two of my favorite things. I have them both the same way – bloody and rare. Ten Ways Steak is Better Than Sex 10) A bruised eye heals faster with rotten steak than rotten pussy. 9) That’s the only meat your wife allows you to beat. [...]
Man walks into a bar and orders six double bourbons and the barman asks the man what his troubles were. No troubles”, said the customer “In fact I am celebrating”. Celebrating what? asked the barman. I have just had my first blowjob”.
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight. He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn’t get back in. A couple is lying in bed.
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’. Yeah,” she replied, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone reads: [...]
A man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover it, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be [...]
A married couple spent many years in bed, in the park and even the dressing room at the shopping mall clothing store. Finally their sex life became dull and drab. They simply ran out of Ideas. The husband began shopping at the Adult book store and found some toys [...]
