Mom and dad? and she replied, “they’re up in bed. The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma “where’s Mom and Dad? and she replied “they’re still up in bed.
James were out fishing together on a boat in the middle of nowhere. Rob suddenly had to take a leak, so he unzipped his trousers had gabbed himself with four fingers and took care of business. Astonished, Sean thought how nice it would be [...]
One gay guy decides to have a tattoo done. On arrival to the tattoo artist he spots a picture of Frank Bruno. Oh he’s my favorite darling. can you do him on the cheek of my ass? he asked the tattoo artist.
An old man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, “Yes sir, may we help you? There’s something wrong with my penis,” he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded office and say things like that. Why not?
I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, [...]
Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, “Oh,. Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.
Chris have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Toby says, “Hey, Chris, there’s the Officer’s Club. Let’s you and me stop in. But we’re privates,” protests Chris. We’re sergeants now,” says Toby, pulling him inside.
A man was out in the Chinese wilderness and he was hopelessly lost. It had been nearly three weeks since he had eaten anything besides what he could forage and he had been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he came upon an old mansion in the woods. It [...]
Cork during his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, “Top o the morning to you young fella! As Tiger leans over to get out of the car two tees fall out of his top pocket onto [...]
A 10 year old girl sets the wide world record of bobbing for apples. She bit into 669 apples. Unfortunately the juice from the worms made her sick in the stomach. And now to more serious news . Lorena Bobbit’s sister was arrested, yesterday, for trying to do [...]
