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One day a lady goes to her doctor and asks her how to get her husband to sleep with her more. The doctor leaves the room then returns with a little bottle and says, “Put one pill into his coffee everyday, the results are instant. The lady goes home and puts one into his coffee right away, and that night she got a little feel from her husband but nothing more. Disappointed, the next day she dumped in the whole bottle. Six months later the phone rings And the doctor asks, “Did they work”?

The son replied, “My moms dead, my sister is pregnant, my ass hurts, and Dad. Well Dad’s on the roof chasing the cat with a bottle of Vaseline.”

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Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for. It’s the greatest invention ever,” he said. It makes you feel like a man of 30. Can you get it over the counter?

Probably – if you took two. Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you’ll get a stiff neck. What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? A guy who is ready to go but doesn’t really care where.

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride. A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill.

But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn’t be in for another two and a half hours. In a panic, he phoned the doctor. What should I do? he asked. I’ve taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home.

I see,” said the doctor. It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid? Yes. Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?

But I don’t need Viagra with the maid.”

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