Pussy And Bitch
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, “Mom I’ve got a problem. She says “Tell me. He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn’t understand. She asks him what they are. He says “well, pussy and bitch”.
Two Fleas
Two fleas are talking about winter migration and one’s freezing its ass of. FLEA1: “I spent the whole trip in a biker’s beard. FLEA2: “That’s not the way you do it, what you do is get on a plane and climb up a stuartess’s skirt and sleep in [...]
