One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point [...]
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, [...]
Steak and sex are two of my favorite things. I have them both the same way – bloody and rare. Ten Ways Steak is Better Than Sex 10) A bruised eye heals faster with rotten steak than rotten pussy. 9) That’s the only meat your wife allows you to beat. [...]
One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle. While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The [...]
A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started [...]
