Two Fleas

Two Fleas

Two fleas are talking about winter migration and one’s freezing its ass of. FLEA1: “I spent the whole trip in a biker’s beard. FLEA2: “That’s not the way you do it, what you do is get on a plane and climb up a stuartess’s skirt and sleep in her pussy, that’s what I always do. The next year the fleas talk again. The first flea is still freezing his ass off.

FLEA2: “What the fuck is wrong with you, didn’t you do what I told you? FLEA1: “Yeah, you stupid pansy, I climbed up a stuartess’s skirt and slept in her pussy and I woke up in a biker’s beard!”

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